This comic is based on my concept for a new Food Network show starring my friends Hatefuck and Fever. If you don't know who they are email me immediately and I will give you their phone numbers. Anyway, the show would be Hatefuck and Fever, hanging out in the kitchen and cooking delicious vegetarian meals. For any dish that entails a long cooking time, Hatefuck and Fever will pass the time trading licks on a small stage built next to the standard cooking show kitchen set. If anyone reading this has contact with the powers that be at the Food Network, hook a brotha up!